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This afternoon, the Devils held their annual team awards, which as always, was rigged. Zach Parise won team MVP (umm...), Adam Henrique and Bryce Salvador tied for unsung hero and Johan Hedberg won the Player's Player award for the 179th straight year. So I'm here to fix all this rigging nonsense. Here's the uncensored version of the Devils' 2011-12 team awards.
Team MVP Candidates:
Peter Harrold - Without him, the Devils would have to let Adam Larsson play, and according to Pete DeBoer, that's a bad thing. Plus, Peter (Harrold) has so much experience
Mattias Tedenby - While he only lasted 43 games this season, he managed to pick up a -15...plus/minus rating (not golf score). The Devils' shortest player's lack of offensive production made sure that the Devils didn't have a third line that could score until the All-Star break.
Kurtis Foster - Although he was terrible in his own end, the Devils' power play's best stretch of the season came with Foster at the point, which according to someone, somewhere, makes him better than Marek Zidlicky.
Winner: Harrold. Why? Well, for starters, he's the only one of the three left on the Devils' NHL roster...
