Monday, February 7, 2011

Comparing the Superbowl to the Stanley Cup finals

Yesterday was the 45th Superbowl in NFL history. As you know, in both the Superbowl and the NHL Stanley Cup finals, a champion is awarded in their respective sports. Let's take a look at some of the differences between the two championships:


Superbowl: The Vince Lombardi Trophy costs about $25,000 to make every year.
Stanley Cup: Originally purchased for $50, the Stanley Cup spends about $25,000 in air fare every year.

Superbowl: This year's half-time show is a reminder that maybe Tom Petty wasn't that bad.
Stanley Cup: Stan Lee, not Stanley, prepares his next Guardian adventure, where the teams in the Stanley Cup finals will most likely turn out to be the hero.

Superbowl: The Superbowl is the most-watched single event in America, averaging over 100 million views per year.
Stanley Cup: Pretty sure there were over 100 viewers in the state of Michigan for last year's Stanley Cup finals.

Superbowl: Since there are no teams outside the United States, the term "World Champions" makes no sense.
Stanley Cup: There are 6 Canadian NHL teams, but since none of them have won since 1993, the term "World Champions" makes no sense.

Superbowl: The NFL has a rotating TV contract so that multiple major networks can air the Superbowl, such as CBS, NBC and FOX.
Stanley Cup: Two games from last year's Finals were aired on Versus, a channel most Americans who don't live in North Carolina have never heard of.

Superbowl: The Superbowl MVP wins a trip to Disney World. Walt Disney founded Disney, one of the greatest influences of American childhood.
Stanley Cup: The NHL playoff MVP award is named after a guy who build the Toronto Maple Leafs, Conn Smythe. The Toronto Maple Leafs are one of the greatest influences of Canadian childhood.

Superbowl: Generally, the Superbowl is played in a southern venue, to ensure warmer weather.
Stanley Cup: Generally, teams in the south are completely irrelevant and have fans that throw rats onto the ice.

Superbowl: Pittsburgh's coach, Mike Tomlin, became the youngest coach to win a championship in 2009 all-time.
Stanley Cup: Pittsburgh's coach, Dan Bylsma, became the youngest coach to win a championship in 2009 at the time.

Superbowl: In Superbowl XXIV, the San Francisco 49ers put up 55 points.
Stanley Cup: In his career, Jean Beliveau had 62 points in the Finals.

Superbowl: Traditionally, commercials are much anticipated due to comedy, and cost $3 million per 30-second slot.
Stanley Cup: The NHL is happy to get any company that wants to advertise for $87.

Superbowl: The National Anthem is occasionally sung by someone who can't remember the words.
Stanley Cup: The National Anthem is occasionally sung by someone who can't balance themselves.

Superbowl: The Superbowl is the second most watched event in the world, second to the UEFA championship game, a game most Americans don't care about.
Stanley Cup: The Stanley Cup finals are the second most watched event in the Underwood/Fisher household, second to the Country Music Awards, an event most people don't care about.

Superbowl: Several Americans resort to front-running, or bandwagoning, so they have a team to root for every year.
Stanley Cup: Several Canadians resort to front-running so they have a team to root for every year.

Superbowl: The commissioner presents the Lombardi trophy to the champion.
Stanley Cup: If the Toronto Maple Leafs ever make the Finals, the commissioner will have to beware of flying objects, such as waffles.

Superbowl: Following the conclusion of the playoffs, speculation further grows about the possibility of an NFL lockout, due to labor issues with the league's Collective Bargaining Agreement.
Stanley Cup: Ditto.